8 Responses to “I Need A Unbelievably Dumb Computer Joke, Quick! Please Help!?”

1. Poohknow says:

   February 8, 2010 at 10:24 pm

   Virus
   Just wanted to send you this Warning and to be on the Lookout !
   There’s absolutely no cause for Alarm.
   This is just to prepare you for the Event.
   I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus.
   Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.
   It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1960.
   Symptoms:
   1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
   2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
   3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
   4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
   5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
   6. Causes you to hit “SEND” before you’ve finished.
   7. Causes you to hit “DELETE” instead of “SEND.”
   8. Causes you to hit “SEND” when you should ”
   DELETE.”
   IT IS CALLED THE “C-NILE VIRUS.”
2. Anonymous says:

   February 9, 2010 at 12:15 am

   Computer Dumb Joke
   A friend of mine had a brilliant idea for saving disk space. He thought if he put all his Microsoft Word documents into a tiny font they would take up less room.
   When he told me, I was with another friend. She, a blonde, thought it was a good idea too!
3. Socorro 43 says:

   February 9, 2010 at 3:46 am

   A Bronx man has decided to sue Apple Computer.
   The man’s name is “Leo Pard” and says that Apple’s “Mac OS X Leopard” is an infringement on his name.http://opencubicle.net/content/2007/10/3…
4. Jamerican Steve says:

   February 9, 2010 at 9:08 am

   An informal survey suggested that 93% of people asked think that hitting the “Print Screen” button will literally print the screen with the printer. That’s just stupid.
5. Clever Nickname says:

   February 9, 2010 at 3:09 pm

   What did the IT support guy say to the blonde?
   “The reason you can’t install Microsoft Office from this is because it’s a coaster”
6. Anonymous says:

   February 9, 2010 at 4:09 pm

   ummm the robot code is made up of all 0’s and 1’s a robot wakes up from a nightmare and screams and says i thinks i saw a 2
7. james k says:

   February 9, 2010 at 7:03 pm

   There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
8. Tim S says:

   February 9, 2010 at 8:10 pm

   his name is dim tim. oi loik combinez oi duz. thankee( no offense to any one who actually is dim tim, thick dick or gordon moron)