Joke::::college Dance?

At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.
While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, “In America, we call this a hug”.
She replies, “Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too.”
A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, “In America, we call this a kiss”.
She replies, “Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too.”
Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, “In America, we call this a grass sandwich”.
She says, “Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it.”

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12 Responses to “Joke::::college Dance?”

  1. MYKLIA G says:

    oh yaa i likee the joke ya

  2. babyblue says:

    hahahahaaaaa so they’re not all ‘BIG’ in america!!!! lol

  3. DEPRESSE says:

    Heh, that was pretty funny..

  4. firefly says:

    Bet that deflated his ego?

  5. Teejay says:

    Ha ha really funny. Guess there was more grass than meat eh??!!
    :-) ))

  6. pepzi_ba says:

    heehee
    cute

  7. brainyan says:

    ‘Ti’s good, I am liking this joke ya!

  8. Anonymous says:

    Only if I could find my slippers…

  9. Deedee says:

    omg lmao too funny. loved this one. a well deserved star for ya Jane, thx for the laughs;)

  10. tastybit says:

    god i know that feeling lol

  11. Father Abel Nightroad says:

    There is nothing like 4 hours of Swedish Cinema…with lots of meat .

  12. Natalie™ says:

    ♥i like the joke, lol♥

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