smstweets.in » Computer http://smstweets.in/blogs Today's topics from the best of news blog reviews sites Mon, 06 Sep 2010 05:52:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Cooking A Can Of Spam On My Computer…? http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/24/cooking-a-can-of-spam-on-my-computer/ http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/24/cooking-a-can-of-spam-on-my-computer/#comments Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:09:14 +0000 admin http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/24/cooking-a-can-of-spam-on-my-computer/
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    ]]>     http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/24/cooking-a-can-of-spam-on-my-computer/feed/ 5     Remove Nail Polish Marks On Computer, Bathroom Tub, Etc? http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/24/remove-nail-polish-marks-on-computer-bathroom-tub-etc/ http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/24/remove-nail-polish-marks-on-computer-bathroom-tub-etc/#comments Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:27:29 +0000 admin http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/24/remove-nail-polish-marks-on-computer-bathroom-tub-etc/
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    ]]>     http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/24/remove-nail-polish-marks-on-computer-bathroom-tub-etc/feed/ 5     No Joke, My Computer Is Haunted. Can You Help Me? http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/24/no-joke-my-computer-is-haunted-can-you-help-me/ http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/24/no-joke-my-computer-is-haunted-can-you-help-me/#comments Wed, 24 Feb 2010 01:45:48 +0000 admin http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/24/no-joke-my-computer-is-haunted-can-you-help-me/
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    Examples of computer talking to me
    “Congraduations, you have been selected for a free apple I-Pod”
    “Congraduations, you have won a free XBOX 360″
    “Watch Fox’es hottest new show tonight at 10pm EST”
    There are others as well, I cant take it! Now at first I thought I was online and a website was doing this so I unplugged my cable and it still does it. I am not joking people, this scares the **** outta me!

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    ]]>     http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/24/no-joke-my-computer-is-haunted-can-you-help-me/feed/ 8     Why My Computer Shut Down And Doesnt Want To Turn Back On? http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/23/why-my-computer-shut-down-and-doesnt-want-to-turn-back-on/ http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/23/why-my-computer-shut-down-and-doesnt-want-to-turn-back-on/#comments Tue, 23 Feb 2010 19:45:35 +0000 admin http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/23/why-my-computer-shut-down-and-doesnt-want-to-turn-back-on/
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    ]]>     http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/23/why-my-computer-shut-down-and-doesnt-want-to-turn-back-on/feed/ 7     Is It Hard To Teach A Dog How To Type Something On The Computer? http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/23/is-it-hard-to-teach-a-dog-how-to-type-something-on-the-computer/ http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/23/is-it-hard-to-teach-a-dog-how-to-type-something-on-the-computer/#comments Tue, 23 Feb 2010 07:40:25 +0000 admin http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/23/is-it-hard-to-teach-a-dog-how-to-type-something-on-the-computer/
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    I see dogs in movies doing some crazy stuff… but they arent digitally remastered =D

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    ]]>     http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/23/is-it-hard-to-teach-a-dog-how-to-type-something-on-the-computer/feed/ 15     How Do I Get Rid Of Antivirus Xp 2008 Off My Computer? http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/23/how-do-i-get-rid-of-antivirus-xp-2008-off-my-computer/ http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/23/how-do-i-get-rid-of-antivirus-xp-2008-off-my-computer/#comments Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:39:19 +0000 admin http://smstweets.in/blogs/2010/02/23/how-do-i-get-rid-of-antivirus-xp-2008-off-my-computer/
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    Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
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