Ok so last night i had my computer on nothing was running. I went to the restroom and when I came back the computer was talking to me. In fact, it still is. It is so annoying that I have to mute my computer and I can not listen to music.
Examples of computer talking to me
“Congraduations, you have been selected for a free apple I-Pod”
“Congraduations, you have won a free XBOX 360″
“Watch Fox’es hottest new show tonight at 10pm EST”
There are others as well, I cant take it! Now at first I thought I was online and a website was doing this so I unplugged my cable and it still does it. I am not joking people, this scares the **** outta me!
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I’m applying to Baptist Bible College in Pennsylvania, and for part of the application they ask you to share your salvation story, which is standard for any Bible College Application, but on this one they want you to include “Scripture references”
What do you think that means? Like, how would I work Scripture references into my testimony? Could someone give me an example?
Disclaimer: This question may present an opportunity to make rude, offensive and judgemental “jokes”, but please don’t.
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“A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so
many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal
Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of
higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words
redistribution of wealth.
She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed.
Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.
One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The
self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the
truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school.
Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was
taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which
left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She
didn’t even have time for a boyfriend, and didn’t really have many
college friends because she spent all her time studying.
Her father listened and then asked, ‘How is your friend Audrey doing?’
She replied, ‘Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy
classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so
popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She’s always invited to
all the parties and lots of times she doesn’t even show up for classes
because she’s too hung over.’
Her wise father asked his daughter, ‘Why don’t you go to the Dean’s
office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend
who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly
that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.’
The daughter, visibly shocked by her father’s suggestion, angrily fired
back, ‘That’s a crazy idea, and how would that be fair! I’ve worked
really hard for my grades! I’ve invested a lot of time, and a lot of
hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played
while I worked my tail off!’
The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, ‘Welcome to the
Republican party.’
If anyone has a better explanation of the difference between Republican
and Democrat I’m all ears.”
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