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No Joke, My Computer Is Haunted. Can You Help Me?

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 01:45:48 +0000

Ok so last night i had my computer on nothing was running. I went to the restroom and when I came back the computer was talking to me. In fact, it still is. It is so annoying that I have to mute my computer and I can not listen to music.
Examples of computer talking to me
“Congraduations, you have been selected for a free apple I-Pod”
“Congraduations, you have won a free XBOX 360″
“Watch Fox’es hottest new show tonight at 10pm EST”
There are others as well, I cant take it! Now at first I thought I was online and a website was doing this so I unplugged my cable and it still does it. I am not joking people, this scares the **** outta me!

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I Need Help With My Bible College Application?

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 01:45:42 +0000

I’m applying to Baptist Bible College in Pennsylvania, and for part of the application they ask you to share your salvation story, which is standard for any Bible College Application, but on this one they want you to include “Scripture references”
What do you think that means? Like, how would I work Scripture references into my testimony? Could someone give me an example?
Disclaimer: This question may present an opportunity to make rude, offensive and judgemental “jokes”, but please don’t.

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Will This Joke Help College Kids Get Why Obamasocialism Is Theft?

admin — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 07:41:01 +0000

“A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so
many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal
Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of
higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words
redistribution of wealth.
She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed.
Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.
One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The
self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the
truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school.
Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was
taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which
left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She
didn’t even have time for a boyfriend, and didn’t really have many
college friends because she spent all her time studying.
Her father listened and then asked, ‘How is your friend Audrey doing?’
She replied, ‘Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy
classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so
popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She’s always invited to
all the parties and lots of times she doesn’t even show up for classes
because she’s too hung over.’
Her wise father asked his daughter, ‘Why don’t you go to the Dean’s
office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend
who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly
that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.’
The daughter, visibly shocked by her father’s suggestion, angrily fired
back, ‘That’s a crazy idea, and how would that be fair! I’ve worked
really hard for my grades! I’ve invested a lot of time, and a lot of
hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played
while I worked my tail off!’
The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, ‘Welcome to the
Republican party.’
If anyone has a better explanation of the difference between Republican
and Democrat I’m all ears.”

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Please Help Me With My Q And Dont Make Jokes Or Something Cuz Thos Pplz Are A Peace Of Crap!?

admin — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 07:40:32 +0000

Ok i wanted to go to thes web sites you know what web sites im talking about.And my dad has a safe mode or parentel lock.And now i cant loom at any of that stuff.Is there a way i can look at it with out the safe mode stoping me? A friend told me i could reboot the computer and press the buten f8 and i tryed it but i dident work…is there a way?

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Help! … ??
admin — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 07:42:50 +0000

theres this boy i really like.. [[ im 14, hes 13]]
but anyway.. i have this huge crush on him… and we talk alot.. but mostly sms.. and msn and facebook.. so the night before valentine.. he sent me a message on facebook ” i love u, would u like to be my date on valentine and girlfriend”
but i didnt answer.. and the nest day he sent ” i didnt ssend that.. it was a hacker”
and i was going 2 say yes=’(
and then later..a boy poked me on facebook.. and he sent a message “LOL..–> u like him
and then he said that he rides the same bus with him.. and he mentioned me.
but i REALLY lke him.. and im confused about everything :’(
i dnno what 2 do.. i know what i just said.. doesnt make any sense :S
but i cant ask any of my friends.. because i dont really trust any of them =(
and btw.. hes not with me in school
srryy i asked twice.. but i forgot 2 say… before that message on facebook… he wrote on my graffiti wall ” u”
and he changed his status to”is * a dog” :S

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Help Meee :’(?

admin — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 06:00:52 +0000

theres this boy i really like.. [[ im 14, hes 13]]
but anyway.. i have this huge crush on him… and we talk alot.. but mostly sms.. and msn and facebook.. so the night before valentine.. he sent me a message on facebook ” i love u, would u like to be my date on valentine and girlfriend”
but i didnt answer.. and the nest day he sent ” i didnt ssend that.. it was a hacker”
and i was going 2 say yes=’(
and then later..a boy poked me on facebook.. and he sent a message “LOL..–> u like him
and then he said that he rides the same bus with him.. and he mentioned me.
but i REALLY lke him.. and im confused about everything :’(
i dnno what 2 do.. i know what i just said.. doesnt make any sense :S
but i cant ask any of my friends.. because i dont really trust any of them =(
and btw.. hes not with me in school
srryy i asked twice.. but i forgot 2 say… before that message on facebook… he wrote on my graffiti wall ” **** u”
and he changed his status to”is ******* a dog” :S

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Help With Tagalog Phrase?

admin — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 07:38:12 +0000

Hi there my gf is teasing me by sending me tagalog sms. Her latest one said dis
“Honey ang ibig kong sabihin ay mahal na mahal kita! At sana maging tayo habang buhay. At sana ikaw lang at walang iba!”
Im pretty sure its good news …hahahaha …but dont understand all, also sounds like a song ….can anybody help translate?
Also I need something realy romantic to say for Valentines day in tagalog ….anybody help with some romantic sayings etc???
Thanks in advance

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Somebody Please Help!!! My Bf Lives In Syria Andwants Me To Find Him A College To Go To Thats In Kentucky.?

admin — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 01:39:13 +0000

Hes coming to stay with me all the way from over there and i need to find him a college ASAP. Someone please help and im serious. No joke.

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Please Help. Please…. What Should I Do To My Relationship? What’s Next?

admin — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 23:59:18 +0000

I have been with my bf for 20 months, we did long term relationship for 8 months then I quit my job overseas to be with him in Australia, and then we lived together for 9 months. Now he has moved back home and I live 10 minutes away from his home.
His family likes me and my family likes him( he has been to my family overseas and I have been living with his family for 3 months when I was trying to look for accommodation when I first move to Australia)
Now we are having some problems. I broke up with him last week because I found out he is still talking with his ex gf. Reason why I am so angry about this is because we have been fighting for this problems for a few months now, he said they are just friends but I don’t totally believe him. They have been together for 6 months and broke up because she had to leave the country, so when she left it was no fights and she left him hanging, therefore he always have a perfect picture of her. Now they sometimes talk online, she would sms him from overseas and he replies, he would go to her blog to comment. I cant find anything to prove that he is cheating on me emotionally but I do feel uncomfortable that they are still contacting. So this X’mas eve when he had some alcohol, he admitted to me that he sometimes misses her, but he does love me.
So when I found out he comments again in her blog last week I get really pissed off, she posted a photo back in 2005 when they were together and left a comment as “still remember the day when we were young?” and he replied “it does bring back a lot of memories, quite a lot in fact. ”
He promised me not to talk to her before and I still found out they are talking. So I broke up with him and told him don’t ever talk to me again.
Now after a few days we are both more calmed down and discuss this, I think we both want to get back together, he said to me that he loves me and he only says that to me and only feels that to me. But he refuses to promise that he wont talk to her again. “I may still talk to her in the future. If she says ‘hi’ then I will say ‘hi’ back. I just talk to her as a friend.” He said.
Another problem is about our future. He knows that I want his commitment and I want him to show a willing to work towards a same goal. He said that he is not sure about the future he will try his best to make this relationship work but he cant promise me anything for now.
I feel pretty upset about it. I told him if he wants to get back together with me , he has to answer two of my questions.
That is
1, what is he gonna do with his ex in the future? How to prove to me that I can trust him.
2. what is he going to do with us? I am not requiring him to promise a marriage but at least promise me he will share a same goal with me and working together towards that goal with me.
Now we still talk to each other, still sees each other, he doenst mention about my questions, he still helps me out, still hugs me, still wants to kiss me which I will refuse. Now its lunar new year and nearly valentines day, I don’t know how long it will take him to decide but I don’t wanna spend all this festival alone…

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Unlucky In Love, Please Help!?

admin — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:46:35 +0000

Guys,
I was see-ing a guy last summer for three months, he told me two weeks before he broke up with me that he was falling in love with me, then he said he wasnt ready for commitment and we split. Some other girl told him she fancied him and i think that made up his mind for him that he wasnt ready to be tied down. Hes not see-ing her or going out with anybody now but hes still in contact about once a week with me since last summer. Its never gone two weeks without him being in touch. I never contact first, its always his choice. I do reply to his sms etc but last week i decided that im not going to reply to him anymore. I havent seen him since we split and im glad because i think i still have feelings for him. He text on Valentines Day to wish me a nice one etc. Havent heard from him since but Im sure he’ll be in touch this week. I think Im doing the right thing by giving up on him? Im kinda still heartbroken but i think im that way because hes still in touch with me?

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